Tag: humor

More Geeky Humor

A few of my favorites … On a clear disk, you can seek forever. and If you hold a hard drive up to your ear, you can hear the C: and… There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t. We now return you to your irregularly …

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Barack Obama Costume

Ok, yeah, it’s Saturday Night Live … and, yup, it’s the election season … but I really enjoyed Barak Obama’s cameo on TV … [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/ndQM0X5rhfE” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /] And, yes, I still think that Clinton has absolutely no right to her current position in the Senate … and absolutely will not vote for …

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Copyright Humor

Who said the U.S. Government doesn’t have a sense of humor? How do I protect my sighting of Elvis? Copyright law does not protect sightings. However, copyright law will protect your photo (or other depiction) of your sighting of Elvis. Just send it to us with a Form VA application and the filing fee. No …

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Some Computer Humor

I found this somewhere on the ‘net a while ago … thought it might be worth reposting: There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. The programmer’s national anthem is ‘AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH!!’. At …

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Programmer Humor

You can always tell what language a programmer works with by the way they names their kids. COBOL programmers give their kids long hyphenated names … like ANNA-MARIA, MARIE-CLAIRE, or HORATIO-ALOYSIUS. RPG programmers give their kids short names … like BOB, SUE, JOE, or AL. C programmers don’t name their kids … they just point …

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