You can always tell what language a programmer works with by the way they names their kids.

• COBOL programmers give their kids long hyphenated names … like ANNA-MARIA, MARIE-CLAIRE, or HORATIO-ALOYSIUS.
• RPG programmers give their kids short names … like BOB, SUE, JOE, or AL.
• C programmers don’t name their kids … they just point to them.

If you’re not a programmer, you probably won’t get it.